Spanx. Yes. I spelled that correctly. Oprah had these suckers on one of her "Favorite Things" lists years ago. I've seen them hawked on QVC. I've perused the website. Holy cripes...I gave in and bought a pair of them. I didn't care what the cost was...I just snatched them up.
I put Buddha to bed a little while ago and immediately tore into the package! I'm sitting in my little pair of Spanx as we speak...and cannot believe that something so small looking is actually on my body. I'm grinning from ear to ear. There's no way I'm getting my tummy tuck this summer. I'm waiting until next summer when Buddha's walking and much more independent. I'd never be able to take care of him this summer AND recover from surgery.
In the name of no tummy tuck, I'm officially a Spanx wearer. I simply cannot believe how much thinner I look and feel in these things. I'm shocked. Honest. If this is what the transformation will look like after the nip and tuck, I'm all about the slice and dice.
One more thing...no, I did not also purchase a pair of fuck me shoes as pictured above. I'm a bare feet kind of woman...and I already wore a pair of heels for a day within the past month. Don't bother asking me to slide my toots into a pair any time soon.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
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You go girl! Yeah. As good as you looked in the heels and outfit the other day without SPANX, uh oh...those grapes eaters best be ready! You rock!
OMG shut up.
BTW I bought some grapes yesterday. Seedless. *snort*
Do you want me to show you my svelt body Monday? I'll meet up with ya after dumb ILT.
I've heard those things are great.
and I'd rather take your word for it over Oprah's! ;-)
Pissy...I'm telling ya...these things are GREAT. I'm considering buying another pair in black.
I think all women should be BORN with a coupon for a free pair.
good tip
will buy some for mrs_c
do they run bad?
it never fails that moments after she puts them on her pantyhose run. i always buy 2 or 3 pairs every time i buy mrs_c pantyhose, otherwise i'm just running to the store for more.
Cadbury...they ones I bought are capri-length so I don't have to worry about them running. The ones that are actually pantyhose looked pretty tough to me.
I'd be careful about buying this particular brand for Mrs. C, though...they're known for sucking in all the curves. She might take offense. Just warning ya.
If I'm looking you up and down tomorrow, you'll know why!
Okay, girl. Any chick who looks hot in SPANX, didn't have a body problem to start with. If I stuck my ass in SPANX, it would look like two tons of shit in a one ton garbage bag. *snorts*
But hell, even those sausages have casings on them. I might give it a whirl.
CP.
PS: To Cadbury? Nothing says "Divorce" like getting the wife a pair of tummy sucker uppers. Trust a bitch, Cad. I wouldn't steer you wrong, man.
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